ONE OF THESE DAYS I will get Dugg. Being Dugg is a word used to describe when your site hits the front page of social-news über-phenomenon digg.com, where “democracy” picks the best content.

I always try to write articles that are Digg-worthy, but I never get promoted. I have submitted stories that were subsequently promoted to the front page, but they were both videos.

I would do anything, short of killing myself. I write awesome content (including Top 10 lists!). I try to make the site fun-to-read and easy-to-navigate.

In order to make digg/popular, I would…

• Skip graduation.
• Kill an adorable kitten.
• Vote for Hillary.
• Swear at the Pope.
• Quit my jobs.
• Drop out of school.
• Cancel my Facebook account, even though it’s virtually impossible.
• Embezzle money.
• Edit my own (non-existant) Wikipedia entry.
• Buy Adobe(R) Photoshop(TM).
• Stop wearing underwear.