When I get Dugg…
What would YOU do to make it to digg/popular? Short of suicide, here’s a list of things that would hopefully get me on the front page of digg.com
- April 29, 2008
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ONE OF THESE DAYS I will get Dugg. Being Dugg is a word used to describe when your site hits the front page of social-news über-phenomenon digg.com, where “democracy” picks the best content.
I always try to write articles that are Digg-worthy, but I never get promoted. I have submitted stories that were subsequently promoted to the front page, but they were both videos.
I would do anything, short of killing myself. I write awesome content (including Top 10 lists!). I try to make the site fun-to-read and easy-to-navigate.
In order to make digg/popular, I would…
- Skip graduation.
- Kill an adorable kitten.
- Vote for Hillary.
- Swear at the Pope.
- Quit my jobs.
- Drop out of school.
- Cancel my Facebook account, even though it’s virtually impossible.
- Embezzle money.
- Edit my own (non-existant) Wikipedia entry.
- Buy Adobe(R) Photoshop(TM).
- Stop wearing underwear.
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Brad Kovach is an award-winning web developer from Afton, Wyoming. In his spare time, he enjoys drumming on Rock Band, and playing with this website.
5 Responses to “When I get Dugg…”
!Brads #1 Fan!
On May 5th, 2008
9:27 am
are you going to stop wearing underwear to raise your sperm count?
!Brads #1 Fan!
On May 5th, 2008
9:27 am
cause you know they say that in Juno.. if you haven’t seen that movie it’s amazing… you should really check it out… =D
Katie
On May 6th, 2008
7:49 pm
Oh dear… I don’t wear underwear. And I’m not trying to get “dugg”… haha. I totally just one upped you. BURRRN. haha. just kidding my curly haired friend.
Katie
On May 6th, 2008
7:51 pm
Oh yeah. And Mrs. McKim would totally recommend no undies if you needed to up your sperm count. Other suggestions include: sitting on a block of ice. Bathing in tomato juice. And wearing shorts in breezy areas.
HAHAHA.
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Thomas
On April 30th, 2008
6:15 am
I would stop wearing underwear with you. Maybe I’ll just stop wearing underwear.