I’m a big boy now.
Dear Lord, I’m not ready.
So,
This weekend, I went to Bozeman, Montana, for a bit of college auditionage. I got to drive up with some really nice people, eat some interesting food I’d never had before, and sleep in the Rape Motel.
I’m a fairly large, capable young man, who could defend himself if need be–
Man, who am I kidding?
I stayed at a hotel called the Lewis and Clark. It was really high class. Look at this picture:
If you look closely at one of the mirrors, you can see what appears to be a window. But, that is not a window. That is the door. A creepy glass door that allows all of downtown Bozeman to see me in my skivvies when I get up in the morning.
Sure, there’s curtains to cover the window, but what would have happened if a chain smoking bartender from Fiji had decided to come in, beat me up, and steal 20 bucks out of my wallet?
I’m not ready for the real world.
-Tom
About Thomas
Thomas Wells came in to the world on December 7, 1989, covered in goobers and various other slimy things. Not much has changed since then. When he grows up, he wants to write comic books, and never do any real work.
2 Responses to “I’m a big boy now.”
wyocold
On February 6th, 2008
7:00 pm
Did they have vending machines? Soda and snacks? What brands and items especially in the snack machine? My last hotel had broken/empty vending machines – NOT high class!!! 
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Brad Kovach
On January 27th, 2008
9:59 pm
Did you go alone? I hope you took quarters so you could call home if there was a real emergency!