I’ve lost my iPod…
Everybody who owns one loves them: iPods are a necessity to those who own them. This is what my day would be like if I didn’t have my iPod.
If I lost my iPod this is probably what would happen…
7:00 AM – Wake Up. Wait. Why didn’t my iPod’s alarm clock chime. I didn’t plug it in last night… But more importantly… WHERE IS IT NOW!?
7:30 AM – Stop looking for iPod. I have to go to work. Crap… I need my iPod for work today! I don’t want to sit around for 8 hours listening to the dull whir of the tractor… MUST FIND iPod!
8:00 AM – Work begins. My tractor has a dead battery. I have to sit around and wait for it to charge enough to start the engine.
8:15 AM – Tractor Starts. I begin to drag the plow around. Without noise canceling headphones, the tractor seems really loud and annoying.
9:00 AM – Sanity intact. I begin to wonder about my life, my friends, how everybody’s doing. Charming thoughts… Charming…
Hag
9:15 AM – Sanity still intact, although I’m beginning to sing Shania Twain songs.
10:00 AM – Braindead. DURRRRRR.
10:30 AM – Fuel running low. Must run to the tank and refuel. FINALLY: A REPRIEVE.
10:45 AM – Done fueling.
11:00 AM – GETTING HUNGRY. 45 MINUTES TO LUNCH… I think I may consume a delicious hamburger.
OM NOM NOM.
11:45 AM – LUNCH TIME! OM NOM NOM!
12:45 PM – Back to work. I wish I had my iPod. I could be listening to Security Now! or something like that…
1:30 PM – Suicide crosses my mind. Quickly dismissed…
2:00 PM – Suicide crosses my mind again… Not-so-quickly dismissed…
2:15 PM – I wonder if the plow could do the job…
3:00 PM – Nope…
3:30 PM – Get told “to go over that one spot again” and “you’re not plowing deep enough.” Change plowing strategy: go even slower…
4:00 PM – Cheat at my new strategy: go faster…
4:30 PM – Get scolded for going too fast…
5:00 PM – Work is over… FIND MY iPod!
6:00 PM – Found iPod accessories. iPod must be near…
Can you find the iPod!?
6:30 PM – Finally realize: a sock is too generic looking and I shouldn’t keep my iPod in one…
7:00 PM – Finish sifting through all the socks only to find my iPod’s headphones and nothing else… WHERE COULD IT HAVE GONE?!
7:30 PM – Brother comes home, claims to have had a “boring day” that “would’ve made Ghandi cry.” I respond: “Oh.”
8:00 PM – Thoroughly melancholied…
8:30 PM – Decide to blame my iPod’s disappearance on Thomas…
9:00 PM – Watch MythBusters with my brother. Mention that I can’t find my iPod.
9:02 PM – Stop attacking my brother.
9:05 PM – Explain to mother that “my day has been hell” and “my brother is satanic” and ask “Why didn’t you abort this thief?”
9:10 PM – Threaten legal action against my brother.
9:15 PM – My iPod is back in my hands, but the battery is dead. Stick my iPod on its charger.
9:30 PM – I have work tomorrow. Set my regular alarm, since the iPod is too dead to wake me up. Go to bed…
9:45 PM – Sleeping.
Evil Teletubbies take over the world…
12:00 AM – Wake up from dream where Tinky Winky steals my iPod and paints it purple. If Steve Jobs wanted a purple iPod, he would’ve called Jonathan Ive and threatened him with “deadlines,” employment termination and gratuitous usage of the words “BOOM!” and “oh-toe-matic.”
1:00 AM – Sleeping well. Game speed automatically switches to 3 until my alarm wakes me up at…
6:45 AM – Wake up.
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7 Responses to “I’ve lost my iPod…”
Jesse Klein
On July 25th, 2007
8:54 am
nice, i loved it!!!!
Chelsea
On July 25th, 2007
9:19 am
WOW! that was really funny….but that has happened to me to.!!!!! great job brad, great job
Felicia
On July 25th, 2007
12:18 pm
great story. it’s happened to me but with my mp3.
wyocold
On July 30th, 2007
2:16 pm
A day with out and iPod is like night. A night without and iPod is like..just don’t roll over on the darn thing! Get an iPod pillow or something! 
Prince Frederick
On August 9th, 2007
1:43 pm
this is my day in geometry without my ipod… its like death.. just die right now…. no point in living without the ipod. hahahahah
Ian
On April 7th, 2008
10:07 am
Security Now!
Nice.
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Hannah Hokanson
On July 24th, 2007
9:59 pm
Brad…this is the most entertaining and intelligant this since the Star Wars clip.
I laughed and went
“I can’t laugh at that, it’s happened to me!” LUV IT!