BKaF – Brad Kovach and Friends

Tom owned us. We used to have a lot of fun on MySpace. MySpace is losing its spunk. The internet is moving on…

One of MySpace’s most interesting features has been the ability to embed HTML of any variety into it. This may be why it is winning the popularity contest between Facebook and Bebo, and other popular social networks. People are intrigued by the fact that their profile reflects their personality.

The MySpace Debut in November of 2003 was amazing. No one had been on such a fun site as MySpace. You could find your friends and you could comment on their public profiles. Pictures were easy to share, and it was great. One of the distinct features of MySpace was the fact that you could send bulletins to everybody you were friends with. Everybody else couldn’t see them. It was the best way to gather a cult.

But then MySpace lost its credibility: online pedophilia hit the mainstream. Parents feared the word “MySpace.” MySpace got tons of bad press. People were skeptical of MySpace because they thought that membership was synonymous with rape. But that blew over. The occasional moron with gasp when you declare you have a MySpace, but hey! all the kids use it.

People still love its features, but is MySpace really that great anymore?

No. Not at all. In fact, people are wanting more features, hence the MySpace to Facebook exodus (you heard it here first). People are not impressed with simply social networking, they want social networking with style. MySpace is becoming over-commercial. I don’t blame them. It’s a huge moneymaking platform.

The great “features” that used to be so great are simply boring now. People can’t seem to figure out that a bulletin is not an email forward. Bulletins weren’t designed to be filled with email forwards, that’s what email is for. People delete email forwards (unless you’re my Grandma). It’s too bad we can’t delete bulletins. I love being burdened with the hundreds of years of bad luck/relationship problems/general misfortune because I didn’t repost the bulletin. Frankly, I feel bad for the database that has to hold all that crap.

MySpace brought social networking out, but did it really do the internet a favor? No. If anything, the internet has suffered because of MySpace. People are now starting to “code” their own MySpace pages. Usually they’re pasting in a design with advertisements for Pyzam, or their favorite MySpace “code” provider. Serious internet developers are disgusted with MySpace. It is messy. Design techniques that MySpace uses are old, deprecated, and just plain ugly. The world has moved on to Web 2.0, which consists of websites like Twitter, Blinksale, and Digg. Meanwhile, MySpace is stuck using old techniques that make content ugly and make the servers slow and burdened. They’ve got a lot of work to do to make it fun again.

Things for MySpace to work on

• For the love of God, redesign!
• Features, like an API (Similar to Facebook Platform).
• Make your code validate.
• Ditch tables… opt for DIV tags instead.
• Less ugliness and more fun

It is definitely summer, isn’t it? I hope you are enjoying it as much as I am not. We’ve (when I say we, I mean Thomas Wells and me) been stacking sod like crazy. I’ve not had much time, but I’ve managed to cover my website in chrome…

I’m starting some secret projects that you will be filled in on when they are ready. I’ll be reintroducing Project Moonlight soon, Thomas will be impeached. Oxpower will replace horsepower.

I CAN HAS BREAK?

A new energy drink is coming up! It provides an uncomfortable amount of energy. Enjoy the commercial. By the way, this does say the “F” word after the part about “Mother Nature” so get it quiet if that scares you. I did find this on YouTube. But my new server is so fast, that you should just stick around and watch it here.

 

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