[...] [1:15:27 PM] that show was awesome [1:25:40 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yeah man, I wanna listen to it again! [1:26:59 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I enjoyed the crying sound. [1:27:07 PM] Brad K says: that was my favorite part [1:27:14 PM] Brad K says: that was incredibly successful [1:27:20 PM] Brad K says: it saved… thank god [1:27:22 PM] Jess Tanguay says: My sister’s got an ipod, she can check it [1:27:28 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Actually [1:27:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I have iTunes [1:27:50 PM] Brad K says: it sounds great… i’ll publish the mp3 so you can preview [1:27:56 PM] Brad K says: and you can listen ahead of time [1:27:58 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Sweet! [1:27:59 PM] Brad K says: and i’ll master it [1:28:04 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Do I get the file or is it streaming? [1:28:09 PM] Brad K says: You download it [1:28:11 PM] Jess Tanguay says: What’s Mastering, uncle Brad [1:28:27 PM] Brad K says: mastering is where I add theme music, and cut out background noise [1:28:30 PM] Brad K says: and stuff like that [1:28:34 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Oh sweet [1:28:35 PM] Brad K says: you know… edit the audio [1:28:42 PM] Jess Tanguay says: You should add some obnoxious 60’s game show music [1:28:45 PM] Brad K says: so we sound even better!!! [1:28:48 PM] Brad K says: i plan on it!!! [1:28:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: So I can sound like AngelinaJolie? [1:29:01 PM] Brad K says: perhaps!!! [1:29:26 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ha ha, I like that “Oh I heard the news this MORNING!†[1:29:45 PM] Brad K says: and i was like “you mean monday morning!!!†[1:29:52 PM] Brad K says: it was 6 megs raw [1:30:01 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Daaang [1:30:06 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Hee [1:30:07 PM] Brad K says: or “uncooked†as they say in the bizness [1:30:10 PM] Jess Tanguay says: it’s like hamburger [1:30:15 PM] Jess Tanguay says: it shrinks when you cooki t [1:30:19 PM] Brad K says: no [1:30:25 PM] Brad K says: i’d say it’s like a pancake [1:30:35 PM] Brad K says: it expands… and gets golden brown [1:30:41 PM] Jess Tanguay says: true. [1:30:53 PM] Brad K says: i just realized in naming the file Meet someone new is MSN [1:30:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: What’re you gonna edit [1:31:03 PM] Brad K says: dang it! i owe microsoft a quarter [1:31:06 PM] Jess Tanguay says: …hey heyyyy you gonna get sued twice [1:31:20 PM] Brad K says: by That 70s show and Microsoft [1:31:35 PM] Brad K says: it’s ok… I’ve got powerful lawyers… in EVANSTON!!!! [1:31:50 PM] Jess Tanguay says: As brad speeds away in his … laptop-on-wheels [1:31:58 PM] Brad K says: -mobile [1:32:05 PM] Brad K says: laptop-on-wheels-mobile [1:32:09 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Not a car [1:32:11 PM] Jess Tanguay says: you just sit on it [1:32:15 PM] Brad K says: never!!!! [1:32:17 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and out of the USB ports come little wheels [1:32:17 PM] Brad K says: exactly [1:32:29 PM] Brad K says: yes [1:32:36 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and you’re like, gripping the top of the screen [1:32:51 PM] Brad K says: speeding away at 1.6 gigahertz!!!! [1:33:02 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Ha ha!! [1:33:07 PM] Brad K says: of photoshop madness [1:33:12 PM] Jess Tanguay says: with little squeaky wheel sounds [1:33:21 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and you’re like, trying to keep your shoes from scuffing the road [1:33:27 PM] Brad K says: iTunes is handleing the sound effects [1:33:38 PM] Brad K says: iTunes says “Vrooom, Vroom!!!!†[1:33:43 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and “MEEP MEEP†[1:33:51 PM] Brad K says: I’ll save the post episode chat and post it as another goodie [1:34:03 PM] Brad K says: you cant copy roadrunner!!! [1:34:05 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Hee, I liked the post episode chat [1:34:12 PM] Brad K says: now I owe warner brothers a billion dollars [1:34:13 PM] Jess Tanguay says: that’s what Thomas’s car says [1:34:16 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Meep Meep [1:34:29 PM] Brad K says: does it have a crappy japanese horn??? [1:34:35 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yep, it’s a subaru [1:34:35 PM] Brad K says: my brothers car does too [1:34:38 PM] Brad K says: we make fun of it [1:34:44 PM] Brad K says: and he’s like shut up!!!! [1:34:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hee!! [1:34:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I have what I call a Buick LeSkippy [1:35:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I drive it to school on rare occasionss [1:35:15 PM] Jess Tanguay says: rare being rare because I have to pay gas on it and I don’t have a job at the moment [1:35:32 PM] Brad K says: the show is awesome!!! [1:35:44 PM] Jess Tanguay says: sweeeeet!! I wanna hear! [1:35:52 PM] Brad K says: i’ll add some album art and tada!!!! [1:36:04 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Album art and cartwheeels [1:36:32 PM] Brad K says: absolutely [1:37:13 PM] Brad K says: *uploading* [1:37:24 PM] Jess Tanguay says: eff tee pee [1:37:30 PM] Brad K says: you know it [1:37:38 PM] Jess Tanguay says: eff tee pee, gangstez [1:37:45 PM] Brad K says: yes [1:37:46 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Hey, what was your article on again? [1:37:53 PM] Brad K says: which one, where? [1:37:57 PM] Brad K says: newspaper? [1:37:59 PM] Jess Tanguay says: in newspizzaper [1:38:10 PM] Brad K says: new rules reactions [1:38:15 PM] Brad K says: brb [1:39:30 PM] Brad K says: im back [1:39:41 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I love the skype sound effects [1:39:45 PM] Brad K says: me too [1:39:46 PM] Jess Tanguay says: they’re like, blip bloop! [1:39:57 PM] Brad K says: have you heard the ringtone? [1:40:03 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Ha, yes [1:40:12 PM] Brad K says: it’s like, skype techno [1:40:20 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I wish I had more creme soda [1:40:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: skype should have creme soda [1:40:33 PM] Jess Tanguay says: here skype. [1:40:53 PM] Brad K says: oh dear!!!! [1:41:01 PM] Jess Tanguay says: *FZZZT* [1:41:13 PM] Brad K says: dude that’s funny [1:41:17 PM] Jess Tanguay says: oh dearie me. Father’s going to be pissed. [1:41:23 PM] Brad K says: onetime, i spilled orange soda on my neighbor’s laptop [1:41:34 PM] Jess Tanguay says: That’s like [1:41:43 PM] Brad K says: and it was so expensive to fix it [1:41:43 PM] Jess Tanguay says: the most UN l337 thing you can do [1:42:02 PM] Brad K says: i was in 4th grade [1:42:12 PM] Brad K says: before L337 was even a word [1:42:22 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Are you sure it wasn’t a word? [1:42:53 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Says here on wikipedia it’s been around since the 80’s [1:43:50 PM] Brad K says: dang [1:44:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: isn’t that awesome [1:44:05 PM] Brad K says: http://www.bradkovach.com/wp-content/podcast/unmastered/msn-pilot.mp3 [1:44:33 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ha ha, I sound so … enthusiastic [1:45:15 PM] Brad K says: you do [1:45:20 PM] Brad K says: are you downloading!!!? [1:45:26 PM] Brad K says: i liked it [1:45:29 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yes, downloadin’ [1:45:35 PM] Brad K says: HAWT [1:45:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Go faster little computer [1:46:01 PM] Brad K says: if you purchase pedals for the computer, you can help it along [1:46:15 PM] Jess Tanguay says: So I can like, [1:46:17 PM] Jess Tanguay says: STOMP [1:46:21 PM] Jess Tanguay says: *Vwrrrrrrrr!!!* [1:46:33 PM] Brad K says: and for another 50 bucks you can get the gear shifterssss!!! [1:46:39 PM] Jess Tanguay says: aw man [1:46:42 PM] Brad K says: 21 speed [1:46:45 PM] Jess Tanguay says: pimp my pc!! [1:47:09 PM] Jess Tanguay says: It’s at 42% [1:47:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I’m siphoning bandwith [1:47:30 PM] Brad K says: Pimpd [1:47:36 PM] Brad K says: the tubes are clogged [1:47:42 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Hee hee [1:47:49 PM] Jess Tanguay says: The internet … is not … a dump truck!! [1:47:58 PM] Brad K says: you are so nerdy [1:48:00 PM] Brad K says: and its good [1:48:04 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I know, ha [1:48:15 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yesterday I saw all these signs [1:48:21 PM] Brad K says: i wrote wyomings senator about it [1:48:25 PM] Jess Tanguay says: the ones that mean “NO DUMP TRUCKS†[1:48:29 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and I kept laughing about it [1:48:42 PM] Brad K says: and he’s like… well, you can read his response on my website [1:48:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yeah, I remember you telling us that – they like actually wrote you back [1:48:52 PM] Brad K says: it was the most neutral stance i’ve ever heard [1:49:08 PM] Brad K says: so i didn’t know if he was for or against net neutrality [1:49:20 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I’m trying to get to your page [1:49:26 PM] Jess Tanguay says: oh, there we go [1:49:48 PM] Brad K says: it’s on brad’s lates [1:49:52 PM] Brad K says: the t got cut off [1:49:59 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yeah, it’s just taking a minute ’cause of the download [1:50:08 PM] Brad K says: gag [1:50:16 PM] Brad K says: my webhost, who is actually matt kell in freedom [1:50:20 PM] Brad K says: is choking [1:50:28 PM] Brad K says: on your traffic and my traffic [1:50:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ahhh, matt was in my boradcasting class [1:50:36 PM] Brad K says: woot [1:50:43 PM] Brad K says: he’s my server guy [1:50:54 PM] Brad K says: i need a database administrator [1:51:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: he tried to sell me some host-age [1:51:10 PM] Brad K says: for reals? [1:51:14 PM] Jess Tanguay says: but I still ain’t got my website going yet [1:51:25 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I wanna design it all first [1:51:27 PM] Brad K says: a couple weeks ago on skype, he’s all: you get free hosting for the rest of your life [1:51:45 PM] Brad K says: if you build a mockup in photoshop, i can take the mockup and turn it into a blog [1:51:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: is that true? [1:51:57 PM] Brad K says: that’s how i always build websites [1:52:11 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hmmm! [1:52:21 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Bloggy type is what I’m looking for [1:52:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Listening to this pilot… [1:52:36 PM] Brad K says: oh… if you wan’t kim’s skype name, her skype name is kimkovach [1:52:48 PM] Jess Tanguay says: sweeet. *adds* [1:53:13 PM] Brad K says: she’ll be like OMG a pervert *block* [1:53:33 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and I’ll cry. [1:53:38 PM] Brad K says: just kidding, I don’t have a clue what she’ll do [1:53:50 PM] Brad K says: a pervert tried to add me as a friend to myspace [1:53:54 PM] Brad K says: and i was all *block* [1:54:05 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yeah, I don’t know these girls that keep trying to add me [1:54:10 PM] Jess Tanguay says: or these strange bearded men [1:54:16 PM] Brad K says: are you pleased with the pilot? [1:54:36 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yeeees!! I’m two minutes into it [1:54:52 PM] Brad K says: i’m pretty sure that you’re the best guest i [1:54:54 PM] Brad K says: ‘ll ever have [1:55:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: awww [1:55:02 PM] Brad K says: because most people are boring [1:55:08 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I bet Thomas would be pretty cool [1:55:13 PM] Brad K says: thomas would be awesome [1:55:19 PM] Brad K says: maybe we could do a three way show [1:55:28 PM] Jess Tanguay says: That’d be excellent! [1:55:32 PM] Brad K says: but then again, maybe not [1:55:42 PM] Brad K says: did you know that you can call real phones for free with skype? [1:55:52 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yep! I was reading it [1:55:58 PM] Brad K says: so you could call peoples cell phones [1:56:04 PM] Brad K says: and be like “wazzup???†[1:56:14 PM] Jess Tanguay says: like, “Hey dude, I am on the computer.†[1:56:39 PM] Brad K says: ripping off skype: http://www.bradkovach.com/2006/a-cool-feature-in-skype/ [1:57:19 PM] Jess Tanguay says: you’re such a hacker [1:57:28 PM] Brad K says: that is legit!!! [1:57:36 PM] Brad K says: otherwise they would’ve made it impossible to happen [1:57:40 PM] Brad K says: it was so funny [1:57:47 PM] Brad K says: her friend in texas didn’t know what was going on [1:57:49 PM] Jess Tanguay says: In that case you’re a friendly hacker [1:57:53 PM] Brad K says: and i said… something [1:57:53 PM] Jess Tanguay says: like a friendly drug dealer [1:58:03 PM] Brad K says: and her friend was like who was that!!!! [1:58:12 PM] Brad K says: oh it’s just me [1:58:13 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hee!! [1:58:19 PM] Brad K says: and uh… i’m patching this call through [1:58:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: “just me, … breaking into her house…†[1:58:34 PM] Brad K says: i promise i won’t tell anybody your dirty secrets [1:58:53 PM] Brad K says: did you see that i blurred her phone number [1:58:57 PM] Brad K says: haha [1:59:04 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yes, hee [1:59:17 PM] Jess Tanguay says: aww. you’ll keep my … I wonder if I said anything [1:59:25 PM] Jess Tanguay says: anything expositiony [1:59:30 PM] Brad K says: naaww [1:59:52 PM] Brad K says: well, maybe the swallowed lizards? [1:59:57 PM] Jess Tanguay says: oh yeah [2:00:01 PM] Brad K says: meh [2:00:05 PM] Brad K says: people will love that part [2:00:06 PM] Jess Tanguay says: better edit that out before the FDA gets at me [2:00:14 PM] Brad K says: they cant do anything [2:00:19 PM] Brad K says: you were out of the country!!!! [2:00:23 PM] Jess Tanguay says: That’s right!! [2:00:25 PM] Jess Tanguay says: well [2:00:25 PM] Jess Tanguay says: … [2:00:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Guam is actually a property of the US [2:00:48 PM] Brad K says: but they are a territory, not a state [2:00:59 PM] Brad K says: so no taxes!!!! [2:01:08 PM] Jess Tanguay says: So other than that, I’m nice and conviction free [2:01:15 PM] Brad K says: good [2:01:27 PM] Brad K says: listen, i’d eat bugs if i lived in guam [2:01:37 PM] Jess Tanguay says: we had to eat bugs [2:01:41 PM] Brad K says: they don’t have grocery stores… *do they??* [2:01:43 PM] Jess Tanguay says: the salad had bugs in it anyway [2:01:49 PM] Jess Tanguay says: They have the commissary [2:01:56 PM] Brad K says: oh [2:01:59 PM] Jess Tanguay says: which is the air force’s food place [2:02:05 PM] Brad K says: but, but, bugs are delicious!!! [2:02:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: not ants. [2:02:31 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ants tast elike burnt sugar. [2:02:52 PM] Brad K says: we were down in southern utah, and we fed black widows to the ants [2:03:02 PM] Brad K says: and them ants are *ferocious* [2:03:09 PM] Jess Tanguay says: awwww [2:03:19 PM] Brad K says: and then grasshoppers [2:03:26 PM] Brad K says: because it was entertaining [2:03:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yeah, I was just gonna say [2:03:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: grasshoppers [2:03:37 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I played Ant Armageddon [2:03:40 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I’d like [2:03:42 PM] Jess Tanguay says: kill ant hills [2:03:50 PM] Brad K says: *with gasoline?* [2:03:55 PM] Jess Tanguay says: no [2:03:58 PM] Jess Tanguay says: with my foot! [2:04:00 PM] Brad K says: dang [2:04:06 PM] Brad K says: would they get pissed? [2:04:09 PM] Brad K says: and swarm [2:04:19 PM] Brad K says: and try to kill you with their “venom†[2:04:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Oh heck no [2:04:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: they were nice black ants [2:04:39 PM] Jess Tanguay says: that were all like, “boooo. we’re dyiiing.†[2:04:51 PM] Brad K says: i wish you would’ve recorded it [2:05:20 PM] Jess Tanguay says: with a tape recorder so we could hear their tiny little voices [2:05:38 PM] Brad K says: they are crazy little things [2:05:44 PM] Brad K says: they are ferocious [2:06:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: a fire ant once got into the bathtub when I was a baby [2:06:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I got BEET [2:06:15 PM] Brad K says: they took down that black widow in about 2 feet from where he started running [2:06:22 PM] Brad K says: i was like… “HOLY CRAP†[2:06:37 PM] Jess Tanguay says: did the spider scream? [2:06:37 PM] Brad K says: *Starting Adobe Photoshop CS* [2:06:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: What are you doing in photoshop, uncle brad? [2:06:48 PM] Brad K says: um… it tried, and then it got stung in the face [2:06:53 PM] Brad K says: album art!!!! [2:06:57 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hee [2:07:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Sweeeet [2:07:06 PM] Brad K says: well, first I have to make a logo [2:08:00 PM] Brad K says: it’ll be in my favoritest fonts ever [2:08:08 PM] Brad K says: Myriad and Daniel black [2:08:09 PM] Jess Tanguay says: myriad pro? [2:08:15 PM] Brad K says: no, just regular type [2:08:17 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Did I call that or did I call that. [2:08:34 PM] Brad K says: I’m pretty sure that question only has one answer [2:08:37 PM] Brad K says: haha [2:08:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: tee hee [2:09:09 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I want to see the logo when you’re done with it [2:09:09 PM] Brad K says: have you ever been to http://www.dafont.com/en/ [2:09:13 PM] Brad K says: my fav site ever [2:09:33 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hmmm! ‘ve been looking for some good fonts… [2:10:02 PM] Brad K says: Ok [2:10:06 PM] Brad K says: they’re all free, too! [2:10:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: what if you use them in a publication you plan to make money off of? [2:11:15 PM] Brad K says: well, when you download, they say like “free for personal use†or “free†or “commercial use prohibited†[2:11:21 PM] Brad K says: so you have to read the license [2:11:24 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ooooh [2:11:41 PM] Jess Tanguay says: haha, there’s a “sexy†font [2:11:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ewww [2:11:57 PM] Brad K says: what? [2:12:01 PM] Jess Tanguay says: never mind I want to look at the comic fonts [2:12:24 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I’m trying to get some nice comic kinda type [2:12:31 PM] Brad K says: there are so many awesome fonts, it aint even funny [2:12:47 PM] Brad K says: kim loves the medievel section [2:13:10 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Aw maaaan [2:13:14 PM] Jess Tanguay says: there’s so manyyyy [2:13:21 PM] Brad K says: Download them all! [2:13:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: This show rocks [2:14:04 PM] Brad K says: it’s pretty funny [2:14:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I like the eroded ones [2:14:44 PM] Brad K says: i love that whole website [2:14:51 PM] Brad K says: when i get rich, i’ll buy them out [2:15:21 PM] Brad K says: myriad has disappointed me [2:15:23 PM] Brad K says: it looks crappy [2:15:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Cool, TV fonts [2:15:27 PM] Brad K says: and cheap [2:16:12 PM] Brad K says: dingbats are incredibly useful vector art [2:16:19 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I was just looking at those [2:16:42 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I have such a doofy laugh int he show, I love it [2:16:56 PM] Brad K says: it’s a great episode [2:17:02 PM] Brad K says: i’ll “cook†it [2:17:08 PM] Brad K says: and you’ll love it even more [2:17:12 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and that’s cleaning it up and all that? [2:17:16 PM] Jess Tanguay says: can I have an mp3 of that, too? [2:17:18 PM] Brad K says: yep [2:17:30 PM] Brad K says: yes [2:17:33 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yaaaaaay! [2:17:36 PM] Brad K says: well that will be a for real podcast [2:17:53 PM] Brad K says: that will be automagically downloaded to visitor’s computers [2:17:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and my sister can download it [2:18:01 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and my itunesy friends [2:18:11 PM] Brad K says: and see your face on the ipod, if it has a color screen [2:18:20 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hee!! [2:18:26 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Lindsa’ys got a video ipod [2:18:57 PM] Brad K says: that’ll do it [2:19:04 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Well uncle brad, before my mom walks the dog, [2:19:20 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I wanna have her help me with my oh-so-difficult algebra 2 [2:19:59 PM] Jess Tanguay says: so I shall have to sink my skype battleship again [2:20:26 PM] Brad K says: ok [2:20:31 PM] Jess Tanguay says: holy crap aluminum is cheap [2:20:34 PM] Brad K says: *glug* [2:20:38 PM] Jess Tanguay says: this can like fell apart in my hands [2:20:51 PM] Jess Tanguay says: okay, see ya tomorrow! ACT prep, gangsta [2:21:00 PM] Brad K says: peace! MSN 1 – Jessica Tanguay [22:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download podPressPlayerToLoad(‘podPressPlayerSpace_14′, ‘mp3Player_14_0′, ’300:30′, ‘http://msn.bradkovach.com/podpress_trac/play/14/0/msn-1.mp3′); [...]
Meet Someone New » Blog Archive » MSN 1 - Jessica Tanguay
On November 17th, 2006
11:06 pm
[...] [1:15:27 PM] that show was awesome [1:25:40 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yeah man, I wanna listen to it again! [1:26:59 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I enjoyed the crying sound. [1:27:07 PM] Brad K says: that was my favorite part [1:27:14 PM] Brad K says: that was incredibly successful [1:27:20 PM] Brad K says: it saved… thank god [1:27:22 PM] Jess Tanguay says: My sister’s got an ipod, she can check it [1:27:28 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Actually [1:27:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I have iTunes [1:27:50 PM] Brad K says: it sounds great… i’ll publish the mp3 so you can preview [1:27:56 PM] Brad K says: and you can listen ahead of time [1:27:58 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Sweet! [1:27:59 PM] Brad K says: and i’ll master it [1:28:04 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Do I get the file or is it streaming? [1:28:09 PM] Brad K says: You download it [1:28:11 PM] Jess Tanguay says: What’s Mastering, uncle Brad [1:28:27 PM] Brad K says: mastering is where I add theme music, and cut out background noise [1:28:30 PM] Brad K says: and stuff like that [1:28:34 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Oh sweet [1:28:35 PM] Brad K says: you know… edit the audio [1:28:42 PM] Jess Tanguay says: You should add some obnoxious 60’s game show music [1:28:45 PM] Brad K says: so we sound even better!!! [1:28:48 PM] Brad K says: i plan on it!!! [1:28:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: So I can sound like AngelinaJolie? [1:29:01 PM] Brad K says: perhaps!!! [1:29:26 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ha ha, I like that “Oh I heard the news this MORNING!†[1:29:45 PM] Brad K says: and i was like “you mean monday morning!!!†[1:29:52 PM] Brad K says: it was 6 megs raw [1:30:01 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Daaang [1:30:06 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Hee [1:30:07 PM] Brad K says: or “uncooked†as they say in the bizness [1:30:10 PM] Jess Tanguay says: it’s like hamburger [1:30:15 PM] Jess Tanguay says: it shrinks when you cooki t [1:30:19 PM] Brad K says: no [1:30:25 PM] Brad K says: i’d say it’s like a pancake [1:30:35 PM] Brad K says: it expands… and gets golden brown [1:30:41 PM] Jess Tanguay says: true. [1:30:53 PM] Brad K says: i just realized in naming the file Meet someone new is MSN [1:30:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: What’re you gonna edit [1:31:03 PM] Brad K says: dang it! i owe microsoft a quarter [1:31:06 PM] Jess Tanguay says: …hey heyyyy you gonna get sued twice [1:31:20 PM] Brad K says: by That 70s show and Microsoft [1:31:35 PM] Brad K says: it’s ok… I’ve got powerful lawyers… in EVANSTON!!!! [1:31:50 PM] Jess Tanguay says: As brad speeds away in his … laptop-on-wheels [1:31:58 PM] Brad K says: -mobile [1:32:05 PM] Brad K says: laptop-on-wheels-mobile [1:32:09 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Not a car [1:32:11 PM] Jess Tanguay says: you just sit on it [1:32:15 PM] Brad K says: never!!!! [1:32:17 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and out of the USB ports come little wheels [1:32:17 PM] Brad K says: exactly [1:32:29 PM] Brad K says: yes [1:32:36 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and you’re like, gripping the top of the screen [1:32:51 PM] Brad K says: speeding away at 1.6 gigahertz!!!! [1:33:02 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Ha ha!! [1:33:07 PM] Brad K says: of photoshop madness [1:33:12 PM] Jess Tanguay says: with little squeaky wheel sounds [1:33:21 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and you’re like, trying to keep your shoes from scuffing the road [1:33:27 PM] Brad K says: iTunes is handleing the sound effects [1:33:38 PM] Brad K says: iTunes says “Vrooom, Vroom!!!!†[1:33:43 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and “MEEP MEEP†[1:33:51 PM] Brad K says: I’ll save the post episode chat and post it as another goodie [1:34:03 PM] Brad K says: you cant copy roadrunner!!! [1:34:05 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Hee, I liked the post episode chat [1:34:12 PM] Brad K says: now I owe warner brothers a billion dollars [1:34:13 PM] Jess Tanguay says: that’s what Thomas’s car says [1:34:16 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Meep Meep [1:34:29 PM] Brad K says: does it have a crappy japanese horn??? [1:34:35 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yep, it’s a subaru [1:34:35 PM] Brad K says: my brothers car does too [1:34:38 PM] Brad K says: we make fun of it [1:34:44 PM] Brad K says: and he’s like shut up!!!! [1:34:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hee!! [1:34:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I have what I call a Buick LeSkippy [1:35:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I drive it to school on rare occasionss [1:35:15 PM] Jess Tanguay says: rare being rare because I have to pay gas on it and I don’t have a job at the moment [1:35:32 PM] Brad K says: the show is awesome!!! [1:35:44 PM] Jess Tanguay says: sweeeeet!! I wanna hear! [1:35:52 PM] Brad K says: i’ll add some album art and tada!!!! [1:36:04 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Album art and cartwheeels [1:36:32 PM] Brad K says: absolutely [1:37:13 PM] Brad K says: *uploading* [1:37:24 PM] Jess Tanguay says: eff tee pee [1:37:30 PM] Brad K says: you know it [1:37:38 PM] Jess Tanguay says: eff tee pee, gangstez [1:37:45 PM] Brad K says: yes [1:37:46 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Hey, what was your article on again? [1:37:53 PM] Brad K says: which one, where? [1:37:57 PM] Brad K says: newspaper? [1:37:59 PM] Jess Tanguay says: in newspizzaper [1:38:10 PM] Brad K says: new rules reactions [1:38:15 PM] Brad K says: brb [1:39:30 PM] Brad K says: im back [1:39:41 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I love the skype sound effects [1:39:45 PM] Brad K says: me too [1:39:46 PM] Jess Tanguay says: they’re like, blip bloop! [1:39:57 PM] Brad K says: have you heard the ringtone? [1:40:03 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Ha, yes [1:40:12 PM] Brad K says: it’s like, skype techno [1:40:20 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I wish I had more creme soda [1:40:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: skype should have creme soda [1:40:33 PM] Jess Tanguay says: here skype. [1:40:53 PM] Brad K says: oh dear!!!! [1:41:01 PM] Jess Tanguay says: *FZZZT* [1:41:13 PM] Brad K says: dude that’s funny [1:41:17 PM] Jess Tanguay says: oh dearie me. Father’s going to be pissed. [1:41:23 PM] Brad K says: onetime, i spilled orange soda on my neighbor’s laptop [1:41:34 PM] Jess Tanguay says: That’s like [1:41:43 PM] Brad K says: and it was so expensive to fix it [1:41:43 PM] Jess Tanguay says: the most UN l337 thing you can do [1:42:02 PM] Brad K says: i was in 4th grade [1:42:12 PM] Brad K says: before L337 was even a word [1:42:22 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Are you sure it wasn’t a word? [1:42:53 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Says here on wikipedia it’s been around since the 80’s [1:43:50 PM] Brad K says: dang [1:44:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: isn’t that awesome [1:44:05 PM] Brad K says: http://www.bradkovach.com/wp-content/podcast/unmastered/msn-pilot.mp3 [1:44:33 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ha ha, I sound so … enthusiastic [1:45:15 PM] Brad K says: you do [1:45:20 PM] Brad K says: are you downloading!!!? [1:45:26 PM] Brad K says: i liked it [1:45:29 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yes, downloadin’ [1:45:35 PM] Brad K says: HAWT [1:45:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Go faster little computer [1:46:01 PM] Brad K says: if you purchase pedals for the computer, you can help it along [1:46:15 PM] Jess Tanguay says: So I can like, [1:46:17 PM] Jess Tanguay says: STOMP [1:46:21 PM] Jess Tanguay says: *Vwrrrrrrrr!!!* [1:46:33 PM] Brad K says: and for another 50 bucks you can get the gear shifterssss!!! [1:46:39 PM] Jess Tanguay says: aw man [1:46:42 PM] Brad K says: 21 speed [1:46:45 PM] Jess Tanguay says: pimp my pc!! [1:47:09 PM] Jess Tanguay says: It’s at 42% [1:47:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I’m siphoning bandwith [1:47:30 PM] Brad K says: Pimpd [1:47:36 PM] Brad K says: the tubes are clogged [1:47:42 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Hee hee [1:47:49 PM] Jess Tanguay says: The internet … is not … a dump truck!! [1:47:58 PM] Brad K says: you are so nerdy [1:48:00 PM] Brad K says: and its good [1:48:04 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I know, ha [1:48:15 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yesterday I saw all these signs [1:48:21 PM] Brad K says: i wrote wyomings senator about it [1:48:25 PM] Jess Tanguay says: the ones that mean “NO DUMP TRUCKS†[1:48:29 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and I kept laughing about it [1:48:42 PM] Brad K says: and he’s like… well, you can read his response on my website [1:48:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yeah, I remember you telling us that – they like actually wrote you back [1:48:52 PM] Brad K says: it was the most neutral stance i’ve ever heard [1:49:08 PM] Brad K says: so i didn’t know if he was for or against net neutrality [1:49:20 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I’m trying to get to your page [1:49:26 PM] Jess Tanguay says: oh, there we go [1:49:48 PM] Brad K says: it’s on brad’s lates [1:49:52 PM] Brad K says: the t got cut off [1:49:59 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Yeah, it’s just taking a minute ’cause of the download [1:50:08 PM] Brad K says: gag [1:50:16 PM] Brad K says: my webhost, who is actually matt kell in freedom [1:50:20 PM] Brad K says: is choking [1:50:28 PM] Brad K says: on your traffic and my traffic [1:50:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ahhh, matt was in my boradcasting class [1:50:36 PM] Brad K says: woot [1:50:43 PM] Brad K says: he’s my server guy [1:50:54 PM] Brad K says: i need a database administrator [1:51:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: he tried to sell me some host-age [1:51:10 PM] Brad K says: for reals? [1:51:14 PM] Jess Tanguay says: but I still ain’t got my website going yet [1:51:25 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I wanna design it all first [1:51:27 PM] Brad K says: a couple weeks ago on skype, he’s all: you get free hosting for the rest of your life [1:51:45 PM] Brad K says: if you build a mockup in photoshop, i can take the mockup and turn it into a blog [1:51:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: is that true? [1:51:57 PM] Brad K says: that’s how i always build websites [1:52:11 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hmmm! [1:52:21 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Bloggy type is what I’m looking for [1:52:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Listening to this pilot… [1:52:36 PM] Brad K says: oh… if you wan’t kim’s skype name, her skype name is kimkovach [1:52:48 PM] Jess Tanguay says: sweeet. *adds* [1:53:13 PM] Brad K says: she’ll be like OMG a pervert *block* [1:53:33 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and I’ll cry. [1:53:38 PM] Brad K says: just kidding, I don’t have a clue what she’ll do [1:53:50 PM] Brad K says: a pervert tried to add me as a friend to myspace [1:53:54 PM] Brad K says: and i was all *block* [1:54:05 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yeah, I don’t know these girls that keep trying to add me [1:54:10 PM] Jess Tanguay says: or these strange bearded men [1:54:16 PM] Brad K says: are you pleased with the pilot? [1:54:36 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yeeees!! I’m two minutes into it [1:54:52 PM] Brad K says: i’m pretty sure that you’re the best guest i [1:54:54 PM] Brad K says: ‘ll ever have [1:55:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: awww [1:55:02 PM] Brad K says: because most people are boring [1:55:08 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I bet Thomas would be pretty cool [1:55:13 PM] Brad K says: thomas would be awesome [1:55:19 PM] Brad K says: maybe we could do a three way show [1:55:28 PM] Jess Tanguay says: That’d be excellent! [1:55:32 PM] Brad K says: but then again, maybe not [1:55:42 PM] Brad K says: did you know that you can call real phones for free with skype? [1:55:52 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yep! I was reading it [1:55:58 PM] Brad K says: so you could call peoples cell phones [1:56:04 PM] Brad K says: and be like “wazzup???†[1:56:14 PM] Jess Tanguay says: like, “Hey dude, I am on the computer.†[1:56:39 PM] Brad K says: ripping off skype: http://www.bradkovach.com/2006/a-cool-feature-in-skype/ [1:57:19 PM] Jess Tanguay says: you’re such a hacker [1:57:28 PM] Brad K says: that is legit!!! [1:57:36 PM] Brad K says: otherwise they would’ve made it impossible to happen [1:57:40 PM] Brad K says: it was so funny [1:57:47 PM] Brad K says: her friend in texas didn’t know what was going on [1:57:49 PM] Jess Tanguay says: In that case you’re a friendly hacker [1:57:53 PM] Brad K says: and i said… something [1:57:53 PM] Jess Tanguay says: like a friendly drug dealer [1:58:03 PM] Brad K says: and her friend was like who was that!!!! [1:58:12 PM] Brad K says: oh it’s just me [1:58:13 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hee!! [1:58:19 PM] Brad K says: and uh… i’m patching this call through [1:58:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: “just me, … breaking into her house…†[1:58:34 PM] Brad K says: i promise i won’t tell anybody your dirty secrets [1:58:53 PM] Brad K says: did you see that i blurred her phone number [1:58:57 PM] Brad K says: haha [1:59:04 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yes, hee [1:59:17 PM] Jess Tanguay says: aww. you’ll keep my … I wonder if I said anything [1:59:25 PM] Jess Tanguay says: anything expositiony [1:59:30 PM] Brad K says: naaww [1:59:52 PM] Brad K says: well, maybe the swallowed lizards? [1:59:57 PM] Jess Tanguay says: oh yeah [2:00:01 PM] Brad K says: meh [2:00:05 PM] Brad K says: people will love that part [2:00:06 PM] Jess Tanguay says: better edit that out before the FDA gets at me [2:00:14 PM] Brad K says: they cant do anything [2:00:19 PM] Brad K says: you were out of the country!!!! [2:00:23 PM] Jess Tanguay says: That’s right!! [2:00:25 PM] Jess Tanguay says: well [2:00:25 PM] Jess Tanguay says: … [2:00:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Guam is actually a property of the US [2:00:48 PM] Brad K says: but they are a territory, not a state [2:00:59 PM] Brad K says: so no taxes!!!! [2:01:08 PM] Jess Tanguay says: So other than that, I’m nice and conviction free [2:01:15 PM] Brad K says: good [2:01:27 PM] Brad K says: listen, i’d eat bugs if i lived in guam [2:01:37 PM] Jess Tanguay says: we had to eat bugs [2:01:41 PM] Brad K says: they don’t have grocery stores… *do they??* [2:01:43 PM] Jess Tanguay says: the salad had bugs in it anyway [2:01:49 PM] Jess Tanguay says: They have the commissary [2:01:56 PM] Brad K says: oh [2:01:59 PM] Jess Tanguay says: which is the air force’s food place [2:02:05 PM] Brad K says: but, but, bugs are delicious!!! [2:02:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: not ants. [2:02:31 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ants tast elike burnt sugar. [2:02:52 PM] Brad K says: we were down in southern utah, and we fed black widows to the ants [2:03:02 PM] Brad K says: and them ants are *ferocious* [2:03:09 PM] Jess Tanguay says: awwww [2:03:19 PM] Brad K says: and then grasshoppers [2:03:26 PM] Brad K says: because it was entertaining [2:03:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yeah, I was just gonna say [2:03:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: grasshoppers [2:03:37 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I played Ant Armageddon [2:03:40 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I’d like [2:03:42 PM] Jess Tanguay says: kill ant hills [2:03:50 PM] Brad K says: *with gasoline?* [2:03:55 PM] Jess Tanguay says: no [2:03:58 PM] Jess Tanguay says: with my foot! [2:04:00 PM] Brad K says: dang [2:04:06 PM] Brad K says: would they get pissed? [2:04:09 PM] Brad K says: and swarm [2:04:19 PM] Brad K says: and try to kill you with their “venom†[2:04:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Oh heck no [2:04:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: they were nice black ants [2:04:39 PM] Jess Tanguay says: that were all like, “boooo. we’re dyiiing.†[2:04:51 PM] Brad K says: i wish you would’ve recorded it [2:05:20 PM] Jess Tanguay says: with a tape recorder so we could hear their tiny little voices [2:05:38 PM] Brad K says: they are crazy little things [2:05:44 PM] Brad K says: they are ferocious [2:06:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: a fire ant once got into the bathtub when I was a baby [2:06:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I got BEET [2:06:15 PM] Brad K says: they took down that black widow in about 2 feet from where he started running [2:06:22 PM] Brad K says: i was like… “HOLY CRAP†[2:06:37 PM] Jess Tanguay says: did the spider scream? [2:06:37 PM] Brad K says: *Starting Adobe Photoshop CS* [2:06:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: What are you doing in photoshop, uncle brad? [2:06:48 PM] Brad K says: um… it tried, and then it got stung in the face [2:06:53 PM] Brad K says: album art!!!! [2:06:57 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hee [2:07:00 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Sweeeet [2:07:06 PM] Brad K says: well, first I have to make a logo [2:08:00 PM] Brad K says: it’ll be in my favoritest fonts ever [2:08:08 PM] Brad K says: Myriad and Daniel black [2:08:09 PM] Jess Tanguay says: myriad pro? [2:08:15 PM] Brad K says: no, just regular type [2:08:17 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Did I call that or did I call that. [2:08:34 PM] Brad K says: I’m pretty sure that question only has one answer [2:08:37 PM] Brad K says: haha [2:08:47 PM] Jess Tanguay says: tee hee [2:09:09 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I want to see the logo when you’re done with it [2:09:09 PM] Brad K says: have you ever been to http://www.dafont.com/en/ [2:09:13 PM] Brad K says: my fav site ever [2:09:33 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hmmm! ‘ve been looking for some good fonts… [2:10:02 PM] Brad K says: Ok [2:10:06 PM] Brad K says: they’re all free, too! [2:10:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: what if you use them in a publication you plan to make money off of? [2:11:15 PM] Brad K says: well, when you download, they say like “free for personal use†or “free†or “commercial use prohibited†[2:11:21 PM] Brad K says: so you have to read the license [2:11:24 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ooooh [2:11:41 PM] Jess Tanguay says: haha, there’s a “sexy†font [2:11:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: ewww [2:11:57 PM] Brad K says: what? [2:12:01 PM] Jess Tanguay says: never mind I want to look at the comic fonts [2:12:24 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I’m trying to get some nice comic kinda type [2:12:31 PM] Brad K says: there are so many awesome fonts, it aint even funny [2:12:47 PM] Brad K says: kim loves the medievel section [2:13:10 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Aw maaaan [2:13:14 PM] Jess Tanguay says: there’s so manyyyy [2:13:21 PM] Brad K says: Download them all! [2:13:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: This show rocks [2:14:04 PM] Brad K says: it’s pretty funny [2:14:30 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I like the eroded ones [2:14:44 PM] Brad K says: i love that whole website [2:14:51 PM] Brad K says: when i get rich, i’ll buy them out [2:15:21 PM] Brad K says: myriad has disappointed me [2:15:23 PM] Brad K says: it looks crappy [2:15:27 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Cool, TV fonts [2:15:27 PM] Brad K says: and cheap [2:16:12 PM] Brad K says: dingbats are incredibly useful vector art [2:16:19 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I was just looking at those [2:16:42 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I have such a doofy laugh int he show, I love it [2:16:56 PM] Brad K says: it’s a great episode [2:17:02 PM] Brad K says: i’ll “cook†it [2:17:08 PM] Brad K says: and you’ll love it even more [2:17:12 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and that’s cleaning it up and all that? [2:17:16 PM] Jess Tanguay says: can I have an mp3 of that, too? [2:17:18 PM] Brad K says: yep [2:17:30 PM] Brad K says: yes [2:17:33 PM] Jess Tanguay says: yaaaaaay! [2:17:36 PM] Brad K says: well that will be a for real podcast [2:17:53 PM] Brad K says: that will be automagically downloaded to visitor’s computers [2:17:54 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and my sister can download it [2:18:01 PM] Jess Tanguay says: and my itunesy friends [2:18:11 PM] Brad K says: and see your face on the ipod, if it has a color screen [2:18:20 PM] Jess Tanguay says: hee!! [2:18:26 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Lindsa’ys got a video ipod [2:18:57 PM] Brad K says: that’ll do it [2:19:04 PM] Jess Tanguay says: Well uncle brad, before my mom walks the dog, [2:19:20 PM] Jess Tanguay says: I wanna have her help me with my oh-so-difficult algebra 2 [2:19:59 PM] Jess Tanguay says: so I shall have to sink my skype battleship again [2:20:26 PM] Brad K says: ok [2:20:31 PM] Jess Tanguay says: holy crap aluminum is cheap [2:20:34 PM] Brad K says: *glug* [2:20:38 PM] Jess Tanguay says: this can like fell apart in my hands [2:20:51 PM] Jess Tanguay says: okay, see ya tomorrow! ACT prep, gangsta [2:21:00 PM] Brad K says: peace! MSN 1 – Jessica Tanguay [22:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download podPressPlayerToLoad(‘podPressPlayerSpace_14′, ‘mp3Player_14_0′, ’300:30′, ‘http://msn.bradkovach.com/podpress_trac/play/14/0/msn-1.mp3′); [...]