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Brad Kovach 5.0 is gearing up to beat the crap out of 4.0

The homepage is all that is available right now. Instead of showing stupid things, the home page always shows the five latest links from my del.icio.us, the five latest entries from the blog, and an excerpt of the newest blog entry, as well as some other news to fill the page. Also, a search will be available. As a plus, it looks very good. My stuff will be externally powered. For example, I’m moving my portfolio to bradkovach.carbonmade.com. My links are already handled by del.icio.us, and most other stuff will just disappear, except the contact page.

I suggest that you look at it immediately at /beta.

I was around the graduation last night with a camera (Canon Powershot A520) and was snapping some papparazi photos by keeping the button halfway held down so it was ready, and then, I snapped these photos of people and their expressions were just perfect.

Jessica Tanguay being captured on film. Her reflexes were so fast that she was able to smile!

I was so impressed with RaDawn, because she was taking paparazzi photos, too. I think she won, because the photo she got of me was terrible!

This is my favorite “Glamour” shot, because it’s embarrassing. Lucky for Analisa, she has plenty of bad photos of me, too! Uh-oh!
I tried to get Thomas, but the camera had a failure. But he liked my paparazzi ideas and played along taking this pseudo-surprised photo!

Katie was an angry victim of the sneak-shot. She screamed when she saw the preview. She screamed louder when I told her that this would be online.

Jashley didn’t see the camera. Although this “photo shoot” was solely intended to capture candids, Jashley looked fine, and the photo would look good in like, a yearbook, or newspaper.

You know, this isn’t an embarassing phot. But he didn’t expect it, so it’s good. Poor Travis.

Jake didn’t expect this shot. Coupled with the heat and flash, his sweaty face is clearly outlined here. Awesome!

The look on Kitrick’s face says, I’m stoned. This pic was great to take, because it was completely dark. When the flash went off, Kitrick was all: WTF!!one!!111 Kitrick, you’re lucky that I got rid of the red eye.

Don’t they look surprised? No. This was a posed shot. But here it is.

Tycie of tycied.com was completely shocked with this photo. When I took it, and she saw it, she said “Awwww… That Sauks! Sauks!! Awww!”

Many people know that the national anthem is under attack. If you don’t, shame on you. The Illegal Mexican Immigrants, or IMIs as we should call them, demand that the national anthem be recognized by the rest of the cool Americans (US, heh heh, get it?). The underlying problem is still that the IMIs move into the US and expect us to have people ready to speak Spanish to them.

They can drown on their swim over: Our national language is English! My mom put it so properly: If Americans started moving to say… Japan, should we expect Japan to start speaking English? NO. The IMIs think that this is such a big deal, that they want to LOSE THEIR FREAKING JOBS OVER IT. That’s right. They are protesting. Maybe the employers will do the right thing: fire them.

Oh… I found a funny video that you can watch: Amazing Racist 5 WARNING: Some strong profanity (F,Ba,A)

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. (more…)