BKaF – Brad Kovach and Friends

If there is vomit inside one’s home, there is a procedure that you can follow to determine who gets to clean it up.

1. If the vomit was your own, clean it up.
   If it is not your own,  continue to step two.
2. If the vomiter is unable to clean one’s own puke and you are responsible for that vomiter (like a mom to a baby), clean it up
   If the vomiter is unable to clean one’s own puke for any reason (no thumbs, maybe), go to step 3.
3. If it was an animal, and you contributed to the indoor vomit, (as in not letting a dog outside) clean it up.
   If it was an animal, but it can run a rag (monkeys for example), make it clean it up.

That should cover it.

If for any reason, this doesn’t cover your situation, just clean up the freakin’ vomit.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! Don’t Jump!”

“Why shouldn”t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there”s so much to live for!”

He said, “Like what?”

I said, “Well, are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”

He said, “Christian.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?” He said, “Protestant.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” He said, “Baptist!”

I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?” He said, “Baptist church of god!”

I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?” He said, “Reformed Baptist church of god!”

I said, “Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!”

To which I said, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.

- by Emo Phillips

The point that needs to be made here is that religion only divides people, as opposed to bringing them together. I really think that an effort needs to be made to make church religion-free, as opposed to religious, because religion is quite simply pointless.