BKaF - Brad Kovach and Friends

In the year 2015, when DNA manipulation had become far too advanced, there was turmoil. People were ranting that manipulations, such as the one that he just saw, were a crime against humanity, nature, and God himself. Globogene was providing any service to humans that they desired. They could have their hair dyed genetically, and they could even remove unsightly body hair, all with the power of DNA.

In those tiny molecules are the instructions to make a human. One mistake can cause the ugliest, and most mutated mongrils ever seen. With the perfection of humanity through time, reproduction never took huge turns for the worse. Now, with humans in control of creation, massive flaws have been unleashed on not a few unfortunate victims, but mutations spanning entire genders. Entire generations of cheerleaders had been built to not get drunk while partying, and have additional limbs to assist in advanced maneuvering.

In this crime against humanity, Urban was still fighting for what was right: humans being human. He walked down the street and saw many activists fighting for what they believe in. A gay man screamed: “I demand an ovary!” Tree rights activists arrived to their typical protesting scene in old Chevy Pickups. You see, they couldn’t afford the norm, hybrids, because they spent their whole lives whining, as opposed to bringing something useful to this world or cutting their dreadlocks. Now, more than ever, and somewhat accidentally, Globogene was preparing to screw up the world.

Globogene was started just as other genetic pioneers were surfacing. It, as a company, was the one company to develop a quick painfree way of changing human features. By utilizing a simple vapor system, they were able to perform radiomutilation - the act of sending radioactive waves through a cell, to essential damage, for the better, a cell’s DNA to change it, and future generations of DNA. Globogene had pioneered another new method of genetic alteration: Ultraviolet Modification.

Urban had been fighting this injustice against humanity since it first started appearing. He had been on several campaigns to try to eliminate human DNA patents, and he lost. He knew that today, Globogene was unveiling this rumored technology. Now, people can get a tan, and change their hair color, produce new enzymes to chew the tatoos off their arms, or any other exciting body modification. It wasn’t foreseen, but trouble was definately on the horizon.

To be continued…

I upgraded to Wordpress 2.0.1 just now.  As usual, a flawless upgrade.

You may or may not be missing the bradkovach 3.0 template.  I will not upgrade the template until I finish the redesign of my website.  I am darn close, and I think you will be happy.

I’ll keep ya posted.

I like Star Valley Independent now. Isn’t that delightful? Oh yeah, all highschoolers (me as the exception) love it, I mean to the point of giving their life to it. If your parents make you quit MySpace, thank them, and perhaps give them 20 bucks.

Check out this clever spoof of an iPod commercial.

iQuit

I thought that SB Emails would be extremely cool on my iPod. I started with a simple search on google on how to put the emails on my iPod. I knew that putting them on my iPod could involve conversion, but was willing. The search yielded http://podstar.homestarrunner.com. The have posted 5 of the most famous emails (Dragon, Crying, Japanese Cartoon, Kids Book, and Techno) and expect to post more. This is good news. If only it was syndicated to automatically download into iTunes and then onto my iPod. Oh well. Beggers can’t be choosers, right?

Look: I syndicated it.  You can subscribe to this in iTunes and the movies will download automatically in order and then be synced to your iPod if you have one.  http://feeds.feedburner.com/podstartopod/