BKaF – Brad Kovach and Friends

There are many inconsistencies in the world. I plan to highlight a few here.

First inconsistency: Video games are NOT realistic. It annoys me everytime somebody says that the game is so realistic because it has beautiful graphics, or the controller vibrates. Video games are simply not realistic here’s my proof in an intelligence insulting montage.

and I offer more proof:

Inconsistency 2: Low carb lifestyles will make you become fit. You’re losing 10 pounds a week. Lucky for you, your heart is still beating 120 times per minute and you’re still dieing just as fast. Nice choice.

Inconsistency 3: “You’re wasting water!” I will give you one time when water has been used and not been returned to a useable state: when they took and left it in outer space. Fortunately, that water still exists. Every molecule of water, other than those few gallons, has been processed and reused billions of times, courtesy of THE WATER CYCLE. No doubt you can maximize the efficiency of your water usage, but YOU CANNOT WASTE WATER!

Inconsistency 4: Margarine is structurally 1 molecule away from plastic. I couldn’t agree more. However, when it comes to pointless arguements, this one takes the cake. For example, water (H20) is structurally 1 molecule away from being the explosive Hydrogen Peroxide (H2o2). Or how about table salt? Starts out as Sodium, which will explode when combined with water, and chlorine which is pure poison. When they chemically combine, they form harmless table salt. Weak!

Inconsistency 5: Guns kill people. And cars drive themselves?

I can’t even go on any longer. Not only have I completely ran out of things to mock, but this is some of the most frustrating stuff in the world. I cannot take it.

Worst Website:
Soulwax This site just sucks! The dots hurt my eyes the whole design is confusing. Warning… It could cause a seizure.

Best Site:
Type Workshop This site is very interesting. It discusses the font (I know it seems weird) design process. It is nice.

Runner Up:
Matt Kell Buy his website hosting, and I get a premium! He also has a nice message board community. Fun, Fun, Fun!

Other Items worth mention.

I have officially unveiled my website. If you find it offensive because it contains no games, I may put some up if you complain.

If you are having problems finding the hidden items mentioned in the game, please send me hatemail… It may give you another clue.

Also… I have made a quiz… Keep your eye peeled as I am still making it pretty.