The Worst

Everybody thinks this site is the bomb. It isn’t. You can make your own very ugly page, you can say who’s your friend, and alla dat. Stupid.

www.myspace.com

The Best

I’ve yet to see if their advice fixed my problem… But I can’t get over how easy it was to find my answer. They make it easy to get around. They have completely relevant information, and their design is pretty good (not the best). Their troubleshooter rocks. Try it out:
Small Engine Advisor

The Worst

Printers usually suck. Mine does right now. I have to send it back for tech support… So: I have decided to make Brother’s website the worst website this week. Their printers make me mad and so does their website. Worst site this week:
http://www.brother.com Dude. My next printer is gunna be a Dell!

The Best

Yes… You may or may not like coffee. Either way around it, this site is great to learn about coffee, it’s effects on the body (like lowered risk for skin cancer) and how to brew like a pro! Check it out. The best site is http://www.ineedcoffee.com.

Runner Up:
Everyone out there needs a better understanding of the english language. Many Star Valley people do! This week’s runner up brings you over 86,000 of the US’ most frequently used in a clever, clean and fun interface.
http://www.wordcount.org

The Worst

It has labeled itself as stupid, so it just became the worst site of the week. Why in God’s name would you want to buy a Male Nurse Action Figure? What about the Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure? No one cares. But other things on this site could be a lot of fun. Camo golf ball…Once Bitten Cookie Cutter… Or perhaps: Walking Sushi. Alltogether the worst site this week. If the colors don’t give you a heart attack, the store items will.
www.stupid.com

The Best

Wikipedia (Wee-Kee-Pee-Dee-Uh) is an online encyclopedia. Now instead of nerdy college professors and people with unpronounceable names writing our reference books, we let the people do it. It works better that way. Now, people that have actually abused Methamphetamines can tell you all about Methamphetamines. It’s great, accurate, and it is the best site this week. When I’m bored, I go here, click "Random Page," and learn something new instead of rot my mind with games such as those found on addictinggames.com
http://en.wikipedia.com

The Runner Up
Drake’s Hangout is a nice site. He has lots of funny and entertaining stuff there that you can see, such as commercials, games, and my personal favorite: soundboards. Soundboards are cool because they have all of the cool quotes and soundbites from a movie at the click of a button.
Drake’s Hangout

NO BONUS THIS WEEK!
Peace out!

1. She’s dumb as a brick – A few weeks ago, I had the misfortune of viewing ET: Entertainment Tonight. Katie Holmes was being interviewed about her relationship with Tom Cruise. I heard slowly rattle off a string of garbage involving words she clearly didn’t understand. One such word was “determinism” which doesn’t really sound like a word, but is an idea that rejects the notion of free will. Tom Cruise has determinism! Yay!
2. He’s dumb as a brick – Not only did he barely pass high school, but he can’t read, and he’s a terrible actor. I couldn’t quit laughing when I watched many of his movies, such as: Mission Impossible I and II, and Minority Report. The only good acting he’s done was as Austin Powers in the intro to Austin Powers in Goldmember.
3. They’d have the dumbest kids ever – Gorgeous kids: Yes. Intelligent Kids: NO! Their kids probably couldnt read because Tom can’t. (imagine Katie teaching the kids AND Tom to read), they would be raised to have “determinism,” and they’d have absolutely no friends because they can’t read. But like that matters. Self worth is entirely measured upon looks anyway.
4. Katie Holmes would become fat – As soon as women start having kids, they get all chunky. You think I lie! Women naturally start gaining weight when they have kids as part of their maternal instincts. She is waaay too hot to get married.

I make a lot of sense, don’t I? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes should NOT get married. Maybe she’ll pull a JLo and divorce him for no reason. I hope so.

Peace out!

Here’s explanation: I will pick two websites from my browsing of the week; one best, one worst, and then write a blurb about the sites. I will do a runner up for the best site, too.

The worst

Could this be any more stupid? It is a picture of that bald guy on Star Trek… Apparently named Captain Jean Luc-Piccard with an annoying tune playing only possibly created by a terribly nerdy Star Trek/Wars fan.
http://picard.ytmnd.com/

The best

Well… Duh… It is my own website. Why would it be anything else. From my 100% valid HTML and CSS code to my brilliant aesthetics that let you choose what color you want. Who else offers so much and asks so little?
http://brad.starvalleysod.com

The Runner Up
He’s sarcastic. He’s a grammar nazi. He’s a pirate (eye-patch, not thief). Never before have I read articles on a website that entertained me so much. Maddox lives in Utah and is completely ashamed of it. When he isn’t being a total jerk to the people that hatemail him, he writes articles on political, social, and anything else he wants to.
http://maddox.xmission.com

How ’bout a bonus:
Cool Movie – (Team America: World Police) Marionette puppets to the extreme. These puppets take you through a tough and funny adventure through what I thought was impossible with puppets. Some things you will see are missles, blood, dying puppets, terrorists, F.A.G.s (it’s a teaser. you have to see the movie to understand what it means), and pretty much everything that makes a good movie. Rent, buy, or borrow and never return it today!

I just downloaded Skype. If you don’t know, Skype is a free instant messenger that has the best voice chat. I think that everyone should download it and skype me @ bradkovach!

Go get it: Skype

See ya all later,
Brad